the secrets of the entire universe

(or at least the blogosphere) as listed by lore sjoberg

Secrets of the 7 Basic Blog Posts

and damned if i don't do all seven!

here's just one

............4. People are dumb!
Try this: Put up videos of yourself volunteering at a soup kitchen, giving a speech at a symposium and breaking your arm in seven places doing the "shopping cart luge." Guess which one will get the most hits. We like our animals to appear smarter than they really are and our humans dumber, which means that the perfect internet celebrity would be a somewhat slow-witted centaur. In a Darth Vader outfit. ......................