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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

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World Scientists Prepare Giant Enema For McCain

In a move that might save presidential candidate John McCain's life, world scientists have collaborated on the development of an 80-pound enema to relieve the senator's condition.
"The man is so full of shit, there is really no alternative," Dr. Werner Kepler said at the CDC in Atlanta. "Fortunately, he's such a big asshole the giant size of the device is not a problem. You could say it's the perfect fit.".............

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