this is a REAL headline

really, i'm NOT making this up. normally i wouldn't post ANYTHING about this story but i just could NOT resist this. c'mon you'll see what i mean

Exclusive: Tiger "Was Very Insecure" About His Small...........................

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Calves, Says Mistress